NH
Noor Haddad 21
Junior · Communications · Resident Advisor, Long Tower
Soup when you're sick. Knows everything about you. Somehow.
Students
Meet our students
Who you'll run into
Stories from the people who make East Hill what it is.
Everybody on this hill is somebody's main character. Some of them have their own story now.
Featured students
Student stories
Their stories
Student profiles are published as each story goes live.
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Directory
People of Hornell
Who's who on East Hill
Student leaders, faculty, staff and the neighbors who make Hornell what it is.
Everyone here has plans this semester. Some of them involve you.
WK
Wren Kostecki 20
Sophomore · Printmaking · Maple Scholar
“Hold still. Don't smile. Nobody smiles at the DMV.”
HP
Hadley Prescott 19
Sophomore · Economics · Pledge class president, Beta Rho Alpha Tau
Avery's favorite pledge. Writes everything down.
LP
Laney Price 20
Junior · Marketing · Spirit Squad flyer
Nine weeks at #2 on the Horn List. Needs a boyfriend by Saturday.
TC
Tamsin Cho 20
Sophomore · Computer Science · Battering Rams esports
On mic, the most toxic person in the Northeast. Off mic, she brings snacks.
MQ
Maddie Quinlan 21
Senior · Theater Design
The QR code drops two hours before. Phones don't work down there.
AL
Annika Lindqvist 22
Senior · Kinesiology · Captain, women's hockey
“Five shots. If I score three, you buy.” Gold tooth.
TA
Teddy Abruzzo 22
Senior · Finance, Fuchs School
Odds on anything. Ask him about your own.
MB
Mathieu Bergeron 22
Senior · Goaltender, Rams hockey
Forty pre-game rituals. Doesn't date in season. Swears in French.
OB
Oz Brennan 25
Undergraduate · Classics
Seventh year, fifth major, $200 rent. Every story since 2019.
DA
Delia Ames 21
Senior · History
Rarely speaks first. Something gold over her arm.
PR
Priya Raman 26
PhD candidate · Chemistry · Head TA, Organic Chemistry
Regrades in person, Thursdays at O'Shea's. You're buying.
IB
Dr. Ilse Brandt 34
Visiting Professor · Comparative Literature
Literature of Desire: twenty seats, 300 on the waitlist. She's taking notes on you.
CM
Celeste Marchetti 36
Regional Manager, Sovereign Property Group
Just needs to understand how a sofa got onto a roof.
CW
Casey Wojcik 22
Owner, Wojcik & Daughter Auto
Route 36, Friday night, pink slips. Hasn't lost in two years.
EK
Ezra Kalinowski 21
Apprentice artist, Thorns n' Roses
Tattoos for free, if he picks where it goes.
JP
Jolene Pruitt 20
Transfer student
Says “Go Rams” like it's a foreign language.
BH
Brody Haskins 22
Senior · Starting quarterback, No. 7 · Chi Alpha Delta
“Hey, good to see you!” His hand is on your shoulder; his eyes are already on the next person.
AW
Avery Van Wyck 21
Senior · Communications · President, Beta Rho Alpha Tau
“Oh, I love that you came. Who invited you, again?”
CI
Chadwick Burke III 21
Senior · Finance, Fuchs · President, Chi Alpha Delta
“Let's not make this a whole thing. What do you need for it to go away?”
GR
Gianna Russo 21
Junior · Nursing · Captain, women's soccer · President, Theta Omicron Tau
“Absolutely not. Who said that? Point. Point at them, babe.”
DR
Dex Ruiz 23
Fifth-year senior · Kinesiology · President, Kappa Epsilon Gamma
“Yo! Somebody get this person a drink. Not that one. A good one.”
KP
Kevin Park 21
Junior · Computer Engineering · President, Sigma Iota Mu Pi
“There's brunch Sunday, and I made too much French toast, like, structurally too much.”
LL
Lilith Lutz 20
Junior · Studio Art · President, Gamma Omicron Theta
“It's Lilith. The Karen was a clerical error.”
JR
Javi Rosario 21
Senior · Government · SGA President · Maple Scholar
“I hear you. Give me a week. I'll talk to the right people.”
TF
Talia Feldman 20
Junior · Journalism · Editor-in-chief, the Daily Ram
“Can I quote you on that? No? Then tell me off the record.”
JK
Jess Kowalczyk 21
Junior · Audio Engineering · Chief engineer, WHRN
“If you're not kissing somebody yet, this is your chance.”
DD
DJ Dizzy 21
Junior · Music Technology · Host, After Hours on WHRN
“It's 2:14 a.m., and somebody in Long Tower can't sleep.”
S
Shika
Live mascot · white Nubian goat
Has bitten two trustees. Will eat your program.
RH
Dr. Richard Halloran 64
President of the University
“Our Ram family.” On Bleat he is Dick Halloran, which he knows.
BS
Barbara Szymanski 57
Dean of Students
“Sit down, hon. I already have the report, so let's start with what isn't in it.”
WG
Prof. Walter Gruber 63
Organic Chemistry I and II
“Where do the electrons go?” Has never once curved.
LK
Dr. Linda Kaplan 46
PSY 101 · Pulaski 101
“Wheel, give me two volunteers.”
DP
Sgt. Darlene Petrucci 49
HUPD · Night shift
“Hi, sweetheart. Whose party is this? You've got ten minutes.”
SB
Coach Sal Bruno
Head football coach
Calls every player “son.” Never wears a coat on the sideline.
AF
Coach Ana Ferreira
Head coach, women's volleyball · three national titles
Never raises her voice. Late twice and you're cut.
BH
Coach Brandi Holcomb 37
Spirit Squad and the Ramettes
Bans dating football players. Has never once enforced it.
DM
Dee Marchetti 64
Owner, the Randy Ram
Cards everyone, every time. Nobody knows how she knows.
EC
Eun-ji “Sunny” Cho
Owner, Sunny's Diner
Feeds broke students on credit she never collects.
L
Luc
Owner, the Morning Wood Café
Insists the name is about the barn wood. Nine years, straight face.
H
Hector
Night concierge, Roundhouse Lofts
Knows everyone's business. Has never repeated any of it.
Campus regulars
Everyone recognizes them. Nobody knows them.
Brother Gene
Preaches damnation at sunbathers on the Quad. Reads Bleat and names specific sins.
Shirtless Tanner
A KEG brother never seen in a shirt, including at −15°C on Ramsey Watch.
Tour Guide Tiffany
Walks backwards with thirty parents and arrives at the worst possible moment.
PSA Paul
Posts a “PSA:” thread on Bleat every single day.
Nap Girl
Asleep in the Cockburn Reading Room from 2 to 4. Nobody knows her name. The current GOAT.
Proposal Pete
Proposes to someone new every Hump Day. Still unmarried.