horn list drops sunday. the thirst traps started on WEDNESDAY this week

PSA: the dryer ghost is back on Hews 5. It took my boxers AND my roommate's. We know it's not a ghost.
Gruber isn't curving it. Stop lighting candles at St. Riba's. (I lit one.)
brody haskins at sunny's at 4am eating a dumpster plate alone. we don't talk about it
someone in the Lynx Den just told 80,000 people on stream that I “play like a Climax State freshman.” I was getting a Red Bull
climax got him in 2019 and 2023. not this year. tents go up monday
the Literature of Desire waitlist is at 300 and the professor sits ON the desk. ON it. I'm switching majors
Sovereign billed us $45 for “porch couch elevation.” it was on the roof for ONE night
whoever threw the rubber fish that hit the Climax goalie in the face: you are a hero and also please come get your fish
BRAT pledges were seen carrying a locked trunk into the house at 2am. it's not the Book. it's definitely the Book
couple went public in the Pit at 12:40 today. on a WEDNESDAY. the List isn't till sunday, babe, pace yourself
my RA brought me soup when I had the flu and I've never felt so seen. also she knew I had the flu before I told anyone??
nap girl moved ONE table to the left today and the whole reading room went quiet like a solar eclipse
the girl doing the tunnel parties is giving out QR codes in the Pulaski bathroom again. third stall. you didn't hear it from me
Emo Night, bathroom line, you did my eyeliner with your own pencil and said “wings are a commitment.” I never got your name. I still have the wings.
to the guy in the green beanie who held the door at Cockburn: Dizzy has your dedication. listen thursday
Nxway driver who played Taking Back Sunday at 2:50am and didn't say a word when I cried. 5 stars. marry me
you: trying a NJ license on Dee. me: watching it die in real time. her: “nice try, sweetheart.” drinks on me if you're 21 by spring
you folded my laundry while I was asleep on the dryer. that was either the nicest or the creepiest thing that has ever happened to me. please clarify
anon · verifiedMeal swipes, Rowe
selling 12, unlimited plan, I live off Gino's anyway
anon · verified“Custom stationery”
printing services. NJ and PA only. don't ask about Ohio
anon · verifiedFuton, lightly roofed
you have to get it down from the roof of 410 Brewer yourself. Sovereign says by Friday
anon · verifiedRamsey Watch tent, 4-person
includes 2 sleeping bags, a flask holder and plausible deniability
anon · verifiedHORNY U hoodie, old seal
the real bootleg, not the Climax knockoff. game days behind KEG's tent
anon · verifiedGolden Horn student ticket
can't go, my dad found my Bleat. section 104, the Herd
anon · verifiedOrgo prelim keys
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anon · verifiedSublet, Roundhouse Lofts
spring semester, pool in the middle of the turntable, my dad's paying anyway

The Horn List
Week 6 · Sunday, Oct 18 · 14,212 verified votes
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nobody knows her major. nobody knows her name. she has no idea.
nine weeks at #2. the campaign is in its villain era.
smiled at someone at Rowe. they're still recovering.
hasn't posted in 9 days. somehow went up.
scored twice, yelled at a ref, called him babe.
the goalie. forty rituals. zero girlfriends. we've tried.
played the last song at the Rut and 300 people kissed on cue.
freshman-year Avery energy. we're scared.
made everyone drink water at 1am. hottest thing a man has ever done.
gold tooth. bet me a shootout. I lost. I'd lose again.
Show 11–100
- Chad Burke III
- Tamsin Cho
- Javi Rosario
- the Homecoming Prince
- Lilith Lutz
- Maddie Quinlan
- the guy who caught the fish
- Talia Feldman
- DJ Dizzy
- Teddy Abruzzo
- the Morning Wood barista (Tuesdays only)
- Casey from the garage (she's not even a student)
- Noor Haddad
- Tour Guide Tiffany
- Shirtless Tanner
- the TA who grades Orgo
- Proposal Pete
…and 72 more. Fell off this week: somebody. The slideshow is up.
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Kevin Park got 212 votes and still missed. at this point the List is personal
Shirtless Tanner fell to 96. it's October, Tanner. put a shirt on and focus
the Casey vote is townies brigading and honestly? respect
Kevin Park came 101st. ONE. HUNDRED. AND. FIRST.
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mods delete this every week and every week it's back. the Pasture is eternal
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