~ The Randy Ram ~

Hornell's Favorite Tavern Since 1946  ★  Main Street, Hornell NY  ★  Est. 1946

*** WELCOME TO THE RANDY RAM *** $2 WELLS TUESDAYS *** TRIVIA THURSDAYS 9PM *** ID REQUIRED NO EXCEPTIONS *** CONGRATULATIONS 2025-26 RAMS HOCKEY *** NO FISH INSIDE ***
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Welcome to the OFFICIAL website of the Randy Ram! We are a family owned tavern on Main Street and we have been serving the people of Hornell since 1946. Dark wood, cold beer, a pool table and the best jukebox in Steuben County.

Owner and bartender: Dolores “Dee” Marchetti (since 1996).

!!! ID REQUIRED !!! NO EXCEPTIONS !!!

Weekly Specials

MONDAYMonday Night Football on both TVs. Bills fans get the good stools
TUESDAY$2 WELLS all night
WEDNESDAYPool league. The table leans left. It has always leaned left.
THURSDAYTRIVIA 9pm. Winning team gets a pitcher and their photo on the wall
FRIDAYRams hockey on every TV. Players drink free after a win. NO TABS. No fish inside
SATURDAYJukebox night. Quarters only
SUNDAYClosed for church (Dee) and recovery (everybody else)

Dee's Rules

  1. ID REQUIRED. EVERY TIME. EVEN IF I KNOW YOU.
  2. No fake IDs. They don't work here. Don't ask how I know.
  3. If you are sloppy you are going home. I will call you a Nxway myself.
  4. No tabs for hockey players. I love you boys but no.
  5. The photo wall is for Hornell hockey teams ONLY. Take your Horn List printout down.
  6. Be nice to the regulars. They were here first.

The Photo Wall

Seventy years of Hornell hockey teams hang over the bar. If your dad is on the wall, tell Dee. She already knows.

Photos coming soon!! UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Guestbook

Big Lou from Gino's (2004-11-03)
great bar. great people. Dee if u see this the pizza oven guy came back
hockeymom_86 from Hornell, NY (2005-02-19)
Congrats on 1980 team photo going up!! My husband is in the back row 2nd from left. GO RAMS
xX_NJ_Driver_Xx from New Jersey (2009-09-12)
tried to get in last night. very rude. my license is real
Dolores M. from The Randy Ram (2009-09-13)
It is not real sweetheart. It is on the wall at the police station. Grade C minus.
mathieu31 from Penalty Box (2025-10-04)
merci pour la soirée Dee!! next win we bring the cup
anon from Brewer St (2026-10-17)
is this website still updated?? does anyone check this
Dolores M. from The Randy Ram (2026-10-18)
Yes.

Directions

Main Street, downtown Hornell. From East Hill: walk downhill for ten minutes. Getting back up is your problem. Call a Nxway.

Open Mon–Sat 4pm – 2am. Closed Sundays.

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Website by Dee's nephew Tony © 2004. Last updated: 10/18/2026 (guestbook only)