What we got
2 boxing rings
One of them is level.
Wrestling mat
Cleaned every Sunday whether it needs it or not.
Iron
Older than you. Older than your dad. Still works.
No A/C
The tire shop upstairs says it's “on the list.” It's been on the list since 1994.
Membership
$25 / MONTH · CASH ONLY
Pay Drew. Drew will tell you a joke. You don't have to laugh. Drew will.
Open Challenge night
LAST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH · 8PM · $5 AT THE DOOR · FOLDING CHAIRS
🏆 Hornell Pro Wrestling Club title belt (homemade, cardboard + gold paint + love)
Champion: two years, never pinned. 6'6". Australian. Seems to enjoy getting hit.
Sign the board. Get in the ring. Get your picture taken mid-air. Get carried out. Come back next month.
Drew's joke of the week
- Why did the barbell go to therapy? It had too much weight on its shoulders. (Drew laughed for nine seconds.)
- A frat guy walks into Zeno's to look tough. He walks out with a nosebleed. That's not a joke. That's Tuesday.