RENDO'S

Champagne · The Roundhouse · Hornell

Opened by a former resident of the Roundhouse so that the worst women in Hornell would have somewhere decent to be awful. White leather, low gold light, a wall of chilled white bottles, and nothing faster than a slow song.

The list

	glass	bottle
Maison BlancBrut, white label	$18 / glass	$90
Roundhouse RoséOur house pour	$22 / glass	$110
Cuvée RivaleServed only at the Rival's Booth	on her	—
Grande Réserve 2012For when she's won	—	$240
The White BottleAsk. Then don't.	—	$400

The Rival's Booth

The corner table. Sit in it, and whoever owns the room tonight will come over and take you apart, slowly and in front of everyone.

Stay in your seat until she's finished, and she buys you a glass of the Cuvée Rivale.

This is called getting Rendo'd. Gentlemen come specifically to lose.

The house

21 and over. The doorman cards everyone. Yes, even her.
Dress code: dark, pressed, quiet. No team colors. No letters. No hoodies, including that one.
Phones face down on the table. What happens at Rendo's ends up on Bleat anyway, but not from you.
The DJ only plays slow songs. Requests are not taken. Requests are noted.

Reservations

Rendo's · ground floor, the Roundhouse Lofts · Thursday to Saturday, nine until late · Ramble