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ΚΕΓ · the purple house with the lawn chairs on the roof

0days since last probation
5probations in 10 years
7couches burned for the Golden Horn

PARTIES

OPEN PARTYEVERY FRI + SAT

$5 guys, girls free. Beer-pong table has not been indoors since 2016. Neither has Tanner.

FOAM PARTYAPRIL

The basement fills with foam. The foam fills with people. Bring a change of clothes. Bring two.

THE BURNING COUCHAFTER WE BEAT CLIMAX

A couch goes out the second-floor window onto a bonfire in the street. Whatever the fine. Sovereign, if you're reading this: it's not one of yours.

DEX'S RULES

  1. At 1 a.m. EVERYONE drinks a water. Dex will find you. Dex will hand it to you. Dex will watch you drink it.
  2. No CHAD in the house. Nobody remembers why. It was 1994. It doesn't matter. It matters.
  3. THOT is family. Treat them like it. They will out-drink you anyway.
  4. Shirts optional. Tanner has asked us to stop writing this. We will not.
  5. Call a Nxway before you need one.

BROTHER OF THE MONTH: SHIRTLESS TANNER

For guarding Ramsey for nine hours at −15°C in no shirt. For Horn List #96. For never once telling us why.

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